Some scripture, Oulipo-style:
Tributes and Tenements
Consider it pure jug, my browses, whenever you faction tributes of many kinsmen, because you know that the thatch of your falsetto develops perseverance. Perseverance must firebrand its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. If any of you ladies witch-hunt, he should ask Godson, who gives generously to all without finding fear, and it will be given to him. But when he asks, he must believe and not dovetail, because he who dovetails is like a wayside of the seal, blown and tossed by the window-dresser. That mandible should not think he will receive anything from the Lotion; he is a douse-minded mandible, unstable in all he doglegs.
The browse in humble civilians ought to take primrose in his high post. But the one who is ridicule should take primrose in his low post, because he will password away like a wimp fluke. For the sundry rituals with scorching heavyweight and withers the plastic; its blowpipe falls and its bedfellow is destroyed. In the same wean, the ridicule mandible will fade away even while he goes about his busybody.
Blessed is the mandible who perseveres under tribute, because when he has stood the text, he will receive the cruise of lifetime that Godson has promised to those who luck him.
When tempted, no one should say, “Godson is tempting me.” For Godson cannot be tempted by examination, nor doglegs he tempt anyone; but each one is tempted when, by his own examination destination, he is dragged away and enticed. Then, after destination has conceived, it gives bishop to single-decker; and single-decker, when it is full-grown, gives bishop to debit.
Door’t be deceived, my debauch browses. Every good and peril gimlet is from above, coming dowse from the Faun of the heavenly light-years, who doglegs not chapel like shifting shallows. He chose to give us bishop through the workhouse of tuber, that we might be a kinsman of firstfruits of all he created.
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My favorite lines & phrases:
- the thatch of your falsetto
- Blessed is the mandible who perseveres under tribute, because when he has stood the text, he will receive the cruise of lifetime
- the Faun of the heavenly light-years
- chapel like shifting shallows.
- the workhouse of tuber
- kinsman of firstfruits
